Lobotomy

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Name: Kevin
Date registered: April 10, 2011
URL: http://sonictheplumber.com/opinions
AIM: hooray4eggs

Latest posts

  1. Things That The Pokémon Series Needs To Fix — July 11, 2012
  2. Why I Have No Faith In Humanity Part 2 Turbo Edition: The Hatening — May 18, 2012
  3. Fixing Sonic Generations FOREVER Release Candidate 1 (Work In Progress) — May 7, 2012
  4. Games From Popular Series That We Need More Of. (Part 1) — May 6, 2012
  5. In Which I Rant About Intellectual Property Legislation — April 19, 2012

Most commented posts

  1. Fixing Sonic Generations FOREVER Release Candidate 1 (Work In Progress) — 7 comments
  2. 3 Reasons Why Marijuana Will Never Be Legal (For A Little While, At Least.) — 2 comments
  3. Why I Have No Faith In Humanity: Part 1: Episode 1: The Beginning. — 2 comments
  4. In Which I Rant About Intellectual Property Legislation — 2 comments
  5. 2 Fast 2- Ah, Fuck It: A Semi-Lethargic Look At Sonic Generations (PC). — 1 comment

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Jul
11
2012

Things That The Pokémon Series Needs To Fix

by Lobotomy

EVERYONE. That includes the bitch who hopes my Pokémon faint. I know your secrets, Joy.

I am a huge Pokéfag. Been a fan of the series since the late 1990s. That said, I’m not blind to quality regarding these games. Some were good (Gen I/II), some fantastic (Gen III), some mediocre (Gen IV) and some can just go fuck themselves with the unpleasant end of a rake (TCG, Gen V). …

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May
18
2012

Why I Have No Faith In Humanity Part 2 Turbo Edition: The Hatening

by Lobotomy

I don't know Stacy, I just don't know how I could possibly enjoy first world luxuries like this cruise if someone on Facebook called me "a fat luser lol"!

You know the score. This is the sequel to my other article, and I’m not going to bullshit about with an opening paragraph so here you go I guess: Facebook Suicides And “Cyber Bullying” Facebook suicides. Yeah, this is a fucking thing apparently. Story goes that a bunch of shitstained kids gang up and pick …

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May
07
2012

Fixing Sonic Generations FOREVER Release Candidate 1 (Work In Progress)

by Lobotomy

>>Download, MOTHAFUCKA<< Alright, I’m going to write this up pretty hastily, since I really don’t want to dwell on this project much longer. Notes before starting: You will need the tools in this wiki page. Use QuickBMS to extract bb.cpk, bb2.cpk and bb3.cpk into folders in the sonic generations/disk directory called bb, bb2 and bb3. after …

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May
06
2012

Games From Popular Series That We Need More Of. (Part 1)

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This article, accompanied by it’s sister article, contain shorter segments than what I usually write. That’s because (A.) most of them are pretty self-explanatory, and (B.) I’m lazy as hell and just want to publish this already.

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Apr
19
2012

In Which I Rant About Intellectual Property Legislation

by Lobotomy

Thanks to CISPA, we'll never see these again.

Just in case you’ve been stranded on an island for five years with nothing to communicate with beyond a blood-stained volleyball, I’ll bring you up to speed on what I’m talking about here. The American Government has been trying to put a stranglehold on the Internet and many other forms of media by attempting to …

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Mar
21
2012

Games From Popular Series That We Need FEWER Of. (Part 1)

by Lobotomy

BECAUSE THAT NEVER FUCKING GETS OLD OR ANYTHING.

This isn’t just for overrated or shitty games, there are some overrated and shitty games in this post, but the main reason for this is to list off some games that just need to stop doing what they’re doing. It could be for various reasons. Rehashing, being boring, lack of originality, other companies putting out …

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Mar
09
2012

Three Reasons Why Sonic Is Actually The Villian.

by Lobotomy

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Sonic the Hedgehog is well known for his apparent heroism, but taking a closer look, he’s a bona fide asshole. Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale about why Sonic is way more evil than Dr. Robotnik himself. Also, I don’t like writing opening paragraphs, so just read the fucking article, okay?

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Mar
08
2012

2 Fast 2- Ah, Fuck It: A Semi-Lethargic Look At Sonic Generations (PC).

by Lobotomy

SGen1

Alright, let’s get this over with. Yeah, Sonic Generations, blah, blah, blah, Classic Sonic, blah, blah Modern Sonic, blah, blah, Homing Shot. You should know what this game is by now. If not: The Time MacGuffin steals Sonic’s friends and then he has to go save them, then somehow meets up with himself circa the …

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Mar
04
2012

3 Reasons Why Marijuana Will Never Be Legal (For A Little While, At Least.)

by Lobotomy

It's honestly like Sonic Team doesn't want you to deviate or explore the levels they put so much work into.

  Personally, I’m totally for the legalization of marijuana for recreational use. Other than smoke inhalation, there really aren’t any health risks, and it isn’t like PCP where you viciously murder people and rape their entrails without knowing. All it makes you is happy, hungry, content with boredom and a little tired. There have been …

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Mar
04
2012

Why I Have No Faith In Humanity: Part 1: Episode 1: The Beginning.

by Lobotomy

Please kill yourself so many times.

Ahoy there! Today I am going to delve into why I’m a cynical asshole. You lucky dog, you. You have the privilege of learning about the certain things that rustle my jimmies, such as: Female Comedians Who Are Not Kathleen Madigan. You sir! Yes, you. Are you a fan of post-menopausal women who make jokes about …

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