Jul
11
2012
I am a huge Pokéfag. Been a fan of the series since the late 1990s. That said, I’m not blind to quality regarding these games. Some were good (Gen I/II), some fantastic (Gen III), some mediocre (Gen IV) and some can just go fuck themselves with the unpleasant end of a rake (TCG, Gen V). …
May
07
2012
>>Download, MOTHAFUCKA<< Alright, I’m going to write this up pretty hastily, since I really don’t want to dwell on this project much longer. Notes before starting: You will need the tools in this wiki page. Use QuickBMS to extract bb.cpk, bb2.cpk and bb3.cpk into folders in the sonic generations/disk directory called bb, bb2 and bb3. after …
May
06
2012
This article, accompanied by it’s sister article, contain shorter segments than what I usually write. That’s because (A.) most of them are pretty self-explanatory, and (B.) I’m lazy as hell and just want to publish this already.
Mar
21
2012
This isn’t just for overrated or shitty games, there are some overrated and shitty games in this post, but the main reason for this is to list off some games that just need to stop doing what they’re doing. It could be for various reasons. Rehashing, being boring, lack of originality, other companies putting out …
Mar
09
2012
Sonic the Hedgehog is well known for his apparent heroism, but taking a closer look, he’s a bona fide asshole. Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale about why Sonic is way more evil than Dr. Robotnik himself. Also, I don’t like writing opening paragraphs, so just read the fucking article, okay?
Aug
28
2011
NOTE TO NEWCOMERS: This article was written before Sonic Generations came out. Some, but not all of the issues I have stated have been fixed since. You’ve probably seen a million blogs with an article like this. What makes mine different? Well for starters, I actually like the Sonic Unleashed/Sonic Colors/Sonic Generations Modern Gameplay …
Apr
10
2011
Welcome! The Shortbus Garden is sort of a half-spinoff to Sonic the Plumber in that it is far more general than video games. You’ll see what I mean as I do more with it. Enjoy.