Jul
11
2012
I am a huge Pokéfag. Been a fan of the series since the late 1990s. That said, I’m not blind to quality regarding these games. Some were good (Gen I/II), some fantastic (Gen III), some mediocre (Gen IV) and some can just go fuck themselves with the unpleasant end of a rake (TCG, Gen V). …
May
18
2012
You know the score. This is the sequel to my other article, and I’m not going to bullshit about with an opening paragraph so here you go I guess: Facebook Suicides And “Cyber Bullying” Facebook suicides. Yeah, this is a fucking thing apparently. Story goes that a bunch of shitstained kids gang up and pick …
May
07
2012
>>Download, MOTHAFUCKA<< Alright, I’m going to write this up pretty hastily, since I really don’t want to dwell on this project much longer. Notes before starting: You will need the tools in this wiki page. Use QuickBMS to extract bb.cpk, bb2.cpk and bb3.cpk into folders in the sonic generations/disk directory called bb, bb2 and bb3. after …
May
06
2012
This article, accompanied by it’s sister article, contain shorter segments than what I usually write. That’s because (A.) most of them are pretty self-explanatory, and (B.) I’m lazy as hell and just want to publish this already.
Apr
19
2012
Just in case you’ve been stranded on an island for five years with nothing to communicate with beyond a blood-stained volleyball, I’ll bring you up to speed on what I’m talking about here. The American Government has been trying to put a stranglehold on the Internet and many other forms of media by attempting to …
Mar
21
2012
This isn’t just for overrated or shitty games, there are some overrated and shitty games in this post, but the main reason for this is to list off some games that just need to stop doing what they’re doing. It could be for various reasons. Rehashing, being boring, lack of originality, other companies putting out …
Mar
09
2012
Sonic the Hedgehog is well known for his apparent heroism, but taking a closer look, he’s a bona fide asshole. Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale about why Sonic is way more evil than Dr. Robotnik himself. Also, I don’t like writing opening paragraphs, so just read the fucking article, okay?
Mar
04
2012
Personally, I’m totally for the legalization of marijuana for recreational use. Other than smoke inhalation, there really aren’t any health risks, and it isn’t like PCP where you viciously murder people and rape their entrails without knowing. All it makes you is happy, hungry, content with boredom and a little tired. There have been …
Mar
04
2012
Ahoy there! Today I am going to delve into why I’m a cynical asshole. You lucky dog, you. You have the privilege of learning about the certain things that rustle my jimmies, such as: Female Comedians Who Are Not Kathleen Madigan. You sir! Yes, you. Are you a fan of post-menopausal women who make jokes about …
Apr
10
2011
If you have ever bought a car, you know that a huge selling point is what a car looks like. Most car designers try their hardest to make a car that is easy on the eyes, while at the same time, practical. These are not those. Hide your kids, hide your wife and put on …