Mar
21
2012
This isn’t just for overrated or shitty games, there are some overrated and shitty games in this post, but the main reason for this is to list off some games that just need to stop doing what they’re doing. It could be for various reasons. Rehashing, being boring, lack of originality, other companies putting out …
Mar
09
2012
Sonic the Hedgehog is well known for his apparent heroism, but taking a closer look, he’s a bona fide asshole. Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale about why Sonic is way more evil than Dr. Robotnik himself. Also, I don’t like writing opening paragraphs, so just read the fucking article, okay?
Mar
08
2012
Alright, let’s get this over with. Yeah, Sonic Generations, blah, blah, blah, Classic Sonic, blah, blah Modern Sonic, blah, blah, Homing Shot. You should know what this game is by now. If not: The Time MacGuffin steals Sonic’s friends and then he has to go save them, then somehow meets up with himself circa the …
Mar
04
2012
Personally, I’m totally for the legalization of marijuana for recreational use. Other than smoke inhalation, there really aren’t any health risks, and it isn’t like PCP where you viciously murder people and rape their entrails without knowing. All it makes you is happy, hungry, content with boredom and a little tired. There have been …
Mar
04
2012
Ahoy there! Today I am going to delve into why I’m a cynical asshole. You lucky dog, you. You have the privilege of learning about the certain things that rustle my jimmies, such as: Female Comedians Who Are Not Kathleen Madigan. You sir! Yes, you. Are you a fan of post-menopausal women who make jokes about …